HALLOWEEN SPECIAL | PRE-ORDER
VENUS + MERCURY RETROGRADE
SURVIVAL GUIDE 🪐🔪
ORIGINAL PRICE: $39.99
$19.99
HALLOWEEN PRE-ORDER PRICE
Venus AND Mercury retrograde during
spooky season? WHO APPROVED THIS? 💀
Exes crawling out of their graves,
questionable decisions, relationship
drama, misunderstandings… and you're
supposed to just go about your
business? Not on my watch, diva.
This personalized astrology guide walks
you through how BOTH retrogrades could
affect your life specifically, what you
should watch out for & when you can
finally take your next step.
WHAT WE'RE ANALYZING:
🔮 THE RETROGRADE PROPHECY:
What's actually coming up for YOU?
The areas of your life that will experience
the biggest shake-ups, changes or
unfinished business.
🔪 DANGER ZONES:
What should you absolutely NOT do?
We're identifying your personal trouble
spots, potential complications &
what you can do instead to avoid
unnecessary chaos.
⚰ THE FINAL VERDICT:
Your personalized, date-specific survival
timeline. The important retrograde dates,
sensitive periods, post-shadow developments,
and when it might be better to review,
wait or make your move.
🎃 HALLOWEEN PRE-ORDER NOTICE
All Halloween Readings are available
for PRE-ORDER. Readings will begin
to be prepared starting October 24, 2026.
Your personalized reading will be delivered
within 30 business days starting
October 24, 2026, excluding weekends
and public holidays.